The Pearly Gates

Saint Peter is sitting behind the Pearly Gates when two guys arrive wearing dark hoodies, sagging pants and tattoos.

St. Peter looks out and says, "Wait here, I'll be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you?  You can't be judgmental here.

This is heaven.  All are loved.  All are brothers.  Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone."

"The guys wearing hoodies?" asks God.

"No.  The Pearly Gates." 

-from Regina