Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active 
answers are below.
(from Duckie)


> 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named
> April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child 's
> name?
>
> 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches
> tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh? 

>
> 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,...what was the highest mountain
> in the world?
>
> 4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three
> feet by four feet?
>
> 5. What word in the English Language...is always spelled incorrectly?
>
> 6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
> summer.....How is this possible?
>
> 7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
> leg. ...Why not?
>
> 8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?
>
> 9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd
> place, what place would you be in now?
>
> 10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The
> yolk of the egg is white"?
>
> 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
> other field,....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them
> all in another field?


> Here are the Answers
>
> 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April
> The second child was named May. What was the third child 's
> name?Answer:Johnny of course
>
> 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches
> tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
>
> Answer: Meat.
>
> 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in
> the world?
>
> Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn 't discovered yet. [ You 're not very
> good at this are you?]
>
> 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three
> feet by four feet?
>
> Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
>
> 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
>
> Answer: Incorrectly
>
> 6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
> summer. How is this possible?
>
> Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
>
> 7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
> leg. Why not?
>
> Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera
> to take pictures.
>
> 8. What was the President 's Name in 1975?
>
> Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
>
> 9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
> what place would you be in now?
>
> Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second
> place, not first.
>
> 10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The
> yolk of the egg is white"?
>
> Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
>
> 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
> other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all
> in another field?
>
> Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one
> big one.
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
>
> 1) You can't count your hair.
>
> 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
>
> 3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
>
> Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
>
> Ten (10) Things I know about you.
>
> 1) You are reading this.
>
> 2) You are human.
>
> 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
>
> 4) You just attempted to do it.
>
> 6) You are laughing at yourself.
>
> 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
>
> 8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
>
> 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone
> does it too.
>
> 10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
>
> You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the
> idiot category.

Cathy Langille

Square Dancer

clslangille@eastlink.ca